Posted by Captain Funtastic on July 24, 19102 at 21:29:48:
Saturday, August 3rd, 7:00pm is the Red Lizard Beer Mile Championships,
the last event of the Portland Beer Mile Series. This is a free event -
email email@example.com for the secret location. The races will
be as follows:
4X100 Team Beer Relay. Drink a beer, run 100, high-five your teammate,
and so on, until 4 beers and a 400 is completed.
1600 Beer Medley. Same thing, only you drink a beer, then run a whole
lap. Four beers make one mile.
Classic Beer Mile. Same as above, except as individuals instead of a
team. These crazy guys and girls drink four beers and run four laps each.
And, if they vomit, they must add on a penalty fifth lap before they can
Naked Open 400. The first man and woman across the finish line with the
fewest clothes wins.
Spectating is encouraged. Hit portlandrunner.com/beermile for more info
on beer miling.